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So has anyone else noticed that Guillermo Del Toro’s The Strain, so far, is pretty much just a modern scifi retelling of Stephen King’s Salem’s Lot????

Like, the pilot for The Strain is almost identical to an abridged version of the first half of Salem’s lot! I mean with the box/coffin and…

I think the similarities actually come from the fact that they are both more or less modern retellings of Dracula. The coffin/ box theme is borrowed from there and so is the plane at the beginning of the Strain (in the book it’s the ship The Demeter).

Moreover, is it just me or Gabriel Bolivar is a bit of a pastiche of Lestat?

I was thinking the exact same thing once the survivors were released! Bolevar is like a deplorable, unlikable, detestable, slimy poseur adaptation of Lestat.
Once he was released back onto the street I immediately thought ‘Vampire rock star? Oh my god??? It’s like Lestat?’ But I like Bolevar about as much as I like Stuart Townsend’s dreadful depiction of  Lestat De Lioncourt in the godawful film rendition of Queen of The Damned.

Really what made me think of Salem’s lot was an older human man orchestrating the vampire’s passage to the city, and also the fact that the coffin was transported via white van.

praise gay satan i look damn good today

Draw a picture of me and submit it to me please
If you find me to be INTIMIDATING in any way, anonymously send along ☠ with the reasons why.

When I was young my mother once told me not to be angry with my father for beating me. She calmly took me by the arm one day and very gently and calmly told me that her any my father both grew up in abusive households, they were raised by parents who beat them, that my father had a hard time adjusting to home life after fighting in Vietnam, and he was overwhelmed by having to care for a child and this was the only way he knew how to raise one.

But that’s not an excuse, is it?
They both grew up in abusive households. They knew pain, and they knew what terrified and hurt them growing up. They knew exactly what not to do to a child, because what child enjoys being abused and neglected by their parents? And yet they did to me exactly what their parents did to them. He didn’t know how else to raise a child? That’s not true. He knew what hurt him growing up and instead of doing everything in his power to let none of that ever happen to me, he used it as a weapon against his own child.
That man was no father to me, and my mother’s apologist attitude towards his actions and her ability to turn a blind eye to her own child’s pain make her just as contemptible as him.
I never had parents.
I had abusers.

I will be as angry as I want.



hey guys so i ran into a huge wad of cash recently (i promise i didn’t rob a bank or anything) and i wanted to do something nice


here’s what you will win (all items will be brand new and in their original boxes/packages)

  • a hand written thank-you letter from me
  • 1 anime figure of your choice *Figma Sword Art Online Kirito figure OR Good Smile Sword Art Online Asuna figure OR Square Enix and Bandai Play Arts Kai Final Fantasy XIII-2 Lightning figure*
  • Limited Edition Nintendo 3DS XL LOZ: A Link Between Worlds Bundle
  • Pokemon X
  • Pokemon Y
  • Animal Crossing: New Leaf
  • 2 Puchimaru Nyangkotai Mascots of your choice *white, orange, multi, gray, or black* (i have something similar to these and trust me they are sooo cute)
  • Jumbo XL Rilakkuma plush
  • Dangan Ronpa Monobear 18” Plush
  • Moss Filled Sphere Necklace
  • cat dress of your choice *white OR pink - sizes S, M, L*
  • high heels of your choice *black bone ankle boots, OR white lace pearl heels - us sizes 5, 6, 7, 8*
  • Shingenki no Kyojin Attack On Titan t shirt of your choice *style 1 or 2, sizes L only*
  • Dark Souls 2 for platform of your choice *PS3, Xbox 360, OR PC*
  • Wolfenstein: The New Order for platform of your choice *PC, Xbox 360, PS3, PS4, OR Xbox One*
  • Song of Ice and Fire series: A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, and A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin
  • The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (warning you will probably cry)
  • any 2 minecraft plushies *enderman, skeleton, zombie, or creeper*
  • any wig of your choice under $50 from spreepicky
  • any game of your choice under $50 on steam (don’t forget to send me your id if you win)
  • a 75 dollar amazon gift card
  • 3.5mm Earphones of your choice *Korilakkuma (white), or Rilakkuma (brown)*
  • Game Grumps Soundbyte Keychain
  • any selfie reblogs



  • MUST be following me, aka bludgeoner. i WILL check. you’ll be disqualified if you don’t. (also feel free to just start talking with me if you wanna bc im usually pretty lonely). don’t enter and follow me if you’re just gonna unfollow afterwards/later on.
  • this is optional but it’d be real swaggy if you can follow me on deviantart (you’ll get an additional entry if you watch + note me (pls dont comment it on my profile its harder to keep track) on there with your tumblr url)
  • all you have to do is reblog this post dude, and as much as you want too. the more you reblog the more entries you have.
  • don’t delete the text pls or else you WILL be disqualified
  • likes don’t count but feel free to like to save it, you’re NOT disqualified if you do
  • if you win you must respond within 48 hours pls
  • pls don’t unfollow afterwards if you do/don’t win bc that’s actually really rude and i have a tracker okay and if you unfollow you won’t be able to participate in any of my future giveaways.


other info

  • anyone of any age can enter, but if you’re under 18 you should probably check with your parent(s)/guardian(s) to see if they’re cool with me having your address
  • anyone of any gender can enter
  • anyone of any country can enter
  • i can ship to p.o. boxes too
  • shipping is entirely free
  • this giveaway starts june 17 2014
  • this giveaway ends august 31st 2014 at 11:59am est so wow you can enter the whole summer (hence summer giveaway)
  • giveaway must reach at least 10,000 notes to go on
  • winner will be announced on my blog a few hours/days after giveaway has ended and when they respond back to my message
  • if you win and you DON’T want a certain item(s) PLEASE LET ME KNOW!! because i don’t wanna spend money for something you don’t want okay so please please do tell me
  • good luck to everyone who enters
  • oh you might wanna check back on this original post frequently just in case i update it or something idk
  • hope you guys have a great day



The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.



is this cacticon?







Blue, brown, and green eye colors

Mine fluctuates Between amber and honey

Mine’s not even on the chart. Mine is a golden sea green.

Mine’s hazel. 

Mine’s forest green, but more brown, really.

Either sky blue or baby blue

Amber or chestnut.

You know, I like frogs a lot, but my fursona is actually a vampire bat.I don’t blog about bats enough.I should probably fix that.

You know, I like frogs a lot, but my fursona is actually a vampire bat.
I don’t blog about bats enough.
I should probably fix that.